The Story
Does your Dad spend waaaaaaayyy to much timer sitting on the loo? Then it's about time he was given this poo timer! Because any more than 5 min's is scientifically and medically bad for you!
As seen on USA "Shark Tank" and born on 🌈 Kickstarter, this explosively funny gag gift is a unique and fun ⏳ 5-minute sand timer for your favorite 💩 stinker. No more 40-minute poop breaks Dad!
Shipped from Brisbane, Australia straight to your door, super quick & spicy fresh! 🚚
⏳ Runs for about five minutes
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How long does your loved Dad spend in the bathroom actually doing their business? Help them keep things moving with our nifty device. |
💫 Just spin to set
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We've concocted a special new blend of unicorn magic and gravity that makes the Toilet Timer easy to set. Want to sit for 10 minutes? Just flip it again! |

Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.

Details & Craftsmanship
Every detail has been carefully considered to bring you the perfect product.
Description
Does your Dad spend waaaaaaayyy to much timer sitting on the loo? Then it's about time he was given this poo timer! Because any more than 5 min's is scientifically and medically bad for you!
As seen on USA "Shark Tank" and born on 🌈 Kickstarter, this explosively funny gag gift is a unique and fun ⏳ 5-minute sand timer for your favorite 💩 stinker. No more 40-minute poop breaks Dad!
Shipped from Brisbane, Australia straight to your door, super quick & spicy fresh! 🚚
⏳ Runs for about five minutes
![]() |
How long does your loved Dad spend in the bathroom actually doing their business? Help them keep things moving with our nifty device. |
💫 Just spin to set
![]() |
We've concocted a special new blend of unicorn magic and gravity that makes the Toilet Timer easy to set. Want to sit for 10 minutes? Just flip it again! |




